Epilogue 1

High above Monsteropolis, Duo observes the area.

Duo: This is pretty routine, everything's normal. It looks like the evil energy threat is finished for good.

*A device on Duo's chest starts blinking*

Duo: ...damn you, Murphey's Law.

*Duo pushes a button and a map of the city appears. Several parts of it glow a strange purple*

Duo: Crap, that's a LOT of evil energy. I don't think I can handle that on my own...Maybe I should contact one of those Mega Man Teams.

*Duo flies down towards the city. Meanwhile...*

Alex: *reading a newspaper* Hmm. Crime on the rise, city in danger...cheerful way to start a morning.

*A young kid with brown hair runs by, pursued by several robot thugs*

Alex: ...? Did that kid have a PONCHO on? I guess you get weirdos everywhere these days...

Poncho'd Kid: That's the fifth time this week! I HATE THIS CITY!

Robot Thug: Get him!

*At that moment, Duo flies by, blowing directly through the robots, smashing them all to pieces*

Alex: ..*blinkblink*

Poncho'd Kid: *walks over to one of the scrapped robots and start kicking it* Hah! How do you like that, Mr. Hunk of cheap metal and bad additude!

Alex: ...you're kinda weird, kid. I'm Alex, what's your name?

Neolan: I'm Neolan. Nice to finally meet someone who doesn't want to horribly dismember me.

Alex: I...see...

Neolan: I've been in this goddamned city for a week, and nearly everything I've seen has decided "Poncho = Target"! I've been attacked by all kinds of weird robots!

Alex: Crime DOES seem to be on the rise...where are you from?

Neolan: Ummm....Another universe, sorta...

Alex: ...??? Okay, now you're REALLY weirding me out.

Neolan: Ehhh...it's a long story.

*Meanwhile....*

*A couple of robotic thugs go flying and explode against a wall*

Hunter: Situation frustrating. Adapting quote : I have HAD IT with these mother*bleep*ing robots in this mother*bleep*ing city!

SKY: Whoa, whoa, temper, man, temper. There might be small children around.

Hunter: Alright, alright, but anymore of these robotic thugs may lead me to a state of insanity.

*Duo rushes by, again smashing several robots to bits*

SKY: Wasn't that Duo?

Hunter: Query : what is he up to?

SKY: Only one way to find out...

Hunter: I suggest Wikipedia.

SKY: No, we follow him!

Hunter: This proposition sounds better.

*The two run after Duo*

Duo: ARGH! They're ALL OUT! Who the hell am I suppose to get to help me fight the ultimate evil NOW?

Dash: Do you always yell your problems out loud?

Duo: Shut up, it helps.

Dash: Riiiight...

Duo: *Another device on his chest beeps* Hey, hold on a second....*He pushes it, and a light engulfes Dash*

Dash: OMFGWTFHAX *With a resounding BOOM, Dash is transformed into Clown Man!*

Clown: ...that was...odd....

Duo: As I thought! Your soul pattern matches that of Clown Man's! This is good! I can create a new team of the Mega Man 8 robot masters! Come on, Clown Man!

*Duo flies off, dragging Clown Man by his arm*

Clown: Whoa whoa! Don't I get a choice in this?

*Meanwhile*

Hunter: There he goes. Body starts to feel tiredness.

SKY: I wish I could fly that fast.

Neolan: OW! Watch it, jerk!

Duo: Sorry, my bad...Hey, wait! Your soul pattern matches that of Aqua Man!

Neolan: ...what?

Alex: What do you mean?

Duo: And yours matches Tengu Man's!

*He pushes the button on his chest and light engulfs the two. Neolan is transformed into Aqua Man, and Alex into Tengu Man!*

Aqua: ...*blinkblink* And now I have an arm cannon and a tank of water on my head. This city couldn't get any weirder.

Tengu: Incredible!

Clown: So, Duo, why are you creating a team, exactly?

Duo: Well, see...

Hunter: Unit caught. Use of exclamation : AHA !

SKY: Geez, Hunter, REAL stealthy.

Duo: ...Aha! Two more matches! *pushes the button*

*Light engulfs the two. SKY transforms into Astro Ma-..er, Chan, and Hunter transforms into Search Man!*

Search: ...I now have a second head. This is what you might call freaky.

Astro: At least you aren't suddenly several feet off the ground! ...Whoaaa..*overbalences and falls* OW!

Duo: Admittably not the most ELITE of teams...

Aqua: OI! If I weren't comprehending how this damned cannon works, I'd kick your ass!

Clown: He's got a point..this is kind of sudden...and, I dunno...

Astro: Unwanted?

Clown: Yeah, that sums it up pretty nicely.

Tengu: Well, I think it's a great idea!

Clown: Fine then, YOU be leader, so all the stress falls upon YOU.

Tengu: ...okay, fine, I'm leader.

Duo: Now, I must find the other three with soul patterns matching those of the remaining three robot masters. You all stay here so I can keep track of you.

*Duo flies off*

Aqua: Oh yeah, sure, just FLY OFF and leave me with my confusing destiny. Asshole.

*Meanwhile*

Maha: Wily, I knew you were behind this all along!

Desk Machine: Dr. Wily is not here right now. Please leave a message at the tone, and he will try to get back to you as soon as possible. *BEEEEEEEEEP*

Maha: Uhhh...hey, Wily, it's Mahajarah. Can we schedule a stopping of your plans? Thanks, bye.

Wily: Why must you people always call during shower time?!!? I'll be right out.

Maha: ..too much information.

*A few minutes later, Wily comes out in his skull floater thingy*

Wily: Aha! Prepare to be destroyed!

Maha: As if.

Wily: Ah, but you don't know...this Skull Floater has been equipped with a new type of weapon!

Maha: ?!?!

Wily: Hahahahaha! Yes, you'll be destroyed instantly! *The laser begins to glow*

Maha: Crap! *Raises his arms in a defensive stance*

Wily: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*The laser shorts out* HAHaa...WHAT? I thought I fixed that glitch!

Maha: ...you know what, this is a waste of my time. Later.

*Mahajarah walks out of the fortress*

Wily: No, wait! Come back! ...aww, dammit.

Maha: Stupid Wily and his stupid incompetence...Whoa!

*Duo lands in front of him*

Duo: As I thought, you're a match! *Encases Mahajarah in the light. He turns into Grenade Man!*

Grenade: Whoaa! What's up with this armor?

Duo: I'll explain as we fly, come on.

*Meanwhile*

Draconis: Do we REALLY have to personally tear every robot we destroy to pieces?

Blazeman: No. No we don't.

Draconis: ...a BIT obsessive, eh?

Blazeman: I take my job seriously.

Draconis: What job? You're an unemployed fighter who goes around kicking the crap out of robots.

Blazeman: That's not a job? Since when?

Draconis: ...I'm gonna take that as my cue to shut up.

Duo: AHA! There you are !

Blazeman: Huh?

*Duo transforms them as well. Draconis becomes Frost Man, and Blazeman because Sword Man!*

Sword: wh-whoa! I don't protest the gain of this sword, but I use that arm for stuff!

Frost: Oh yeah? Try suddenly being 15 feet tall...and having no mouth..

Duo: Now, to get the other idiots I plucked out of their comfortable lives to form a crime fighting team.

*One assembly later*

Aqua: Sooo...lemme get this straight. The increased crime rate is due to an abundence of evil energy?

Duo: Yup.

Aqua: Aaaand...instead of fighting it YOURSELF, you get US to..

Duo: Well, I couldn't fight it on my own.

Sword: So why didn't you go to Mega Man?

Duo: ...Shut up.

Astro: Well, we're all here. We'll make quite a deep impact on crime..

Tengu: Heyyy...Deep Impact...that's a COOL NAME! Alright, we're "Deep Impact" from now on.

Search: I can live with that.

Aqua: Whatever..*yawns*

Astro: Sounds good!

Frost: Yeah!

Clown: Sure, why not?

Sword: Sounds acceptable.

Grenade: I need more lines.

Aqua: I'm bored. Can I go play video games now?

Grenade: Shut up, Neolan.